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Добавил: BRV | Категория: | Добавлено:2009-01-29

фильм на английском языке,на русском ищите через поиск.или в разделе *комедии*


Directed by Adam Shankman
Produced by Adam Sandler
Andrew Gunn
Jack Giarraputo
Written by Matt Lopez
Tim Herlihy
Starring Adam Sandler
Keri Russell
Guy Pearce
Russell Brand
Richard Griffiths
Teresa Palmer
Lucy Lawless
Courteney Cox
Music by Rupert Gregson-Williams
Cinematography Michael Barrett
Editing by Tom Costain
Distributed by Walt Disney Pictures
Happy Madison
Gunn Films
Release date(s) December 25, 2008
Running time 99 min.
Country United States
Language English
Budget $80,000,000
Gross revenue Domestic:
$107,485,000
Worldwide:
$173,177,324

Plot

Skeeter Bronson (Adam Sandler) is a hotel handyman who is promised as a child by his father Marty (Jonathan Pryce) to be the owner of the family hotel after it is bought by chain Nottingham Hotels. 25 years later, Mr. Nottingham (Richard Griffiths) plans to build a new hotel and appoints another man, Kendall (Guy Pearce) to become the owner. Skeeter's sister (Courteney Cox) asks him to watch her kids, because the school at which she is the principal is being closed and she is looking for a job in Arizona. The first night, Skeeter tells a bedtime story taking place in medieval times, with some additions from her kids. It comes true. Mr. Nottingham gives Skeeter a shot at the manager when he says his new hotel theme was taken by Hard Rock Hotel and on his way home it rains gumballs, all from the story. The next night, at the hotel, he tells another story set in the Old West, and when he waits for it to come true, a man (Rob Schneider) steals his wallet. He saves Mr. Nottingham's daughter, Violet (Teresa Palmer), from the paparazzi and gets kicked by a dwarf. The night after that, out on a campfire, he tells them about a Greek stunt man, and he ends up falling for his sister's friend and fellow colleague Jill (Keri Russell) and it rains, with "Abe Lincoln" being the president's engraven image on a penny. The last night, he tells them about a space fight, and the next night, after he wins the gig of manager, he learns that the closing school is where the new Nottingham Hotel is, and gets fired for extinguishing the cake, and covering the boss with fire-extinguishing foam. With guidance from his father's spirit, he gets the hotel moved to Santa Monica, and then with Jill is able to end the demolition, saving the school and his nephew and niece. His nephew gets his first kiss and in turn Skeeter asks the niece if her brother gets a kiss can he get one from Jill. Jill accepts and she joyfully kisses Skeeter. Sometime later, he marries Jill and founds a hotel named after his late father, with his competition becoming the hotel handyguys. Mr. Nottingham gets over his germophobia and becomes the school nurse, Violet marries Skeeter's best friend Mickey (Russell Brand) giving him control of the Nottingham Empire, becoming the 9th richest man alive, in the meantime newlywed Skeeter and Jill have a baby.

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Добавил: BRV | Категория: | Добавлено:2009-01-28


Bride Wars / Война невест (2009) English онлайн / online
фильм на английском.на руском ищите в разделе *комедии*
Eng:Liv and Emma are best friends who since childhood have planned every detail of their respective weddings. At the top of their bridal "must have" list: a ceremony at New York's ultimate bridal destination, the Plaza Hotel. Now, at age 26, they're both about to get married; they're about to realize their dreams; and they're about to live happily ever after. Or maybe not. When a clerical error causes a clash in wedding dates--they're now to be married on the same date!--Liv, Emma and their lifelong friendship are put to the ultimate test. Liv, a successful lawyer who is used to getting what she wants, including the perfect job and the perfect man, won't settle for anything less than the perfect wedding she has dreamed of for years. Emma, a schoolteacher who has always been good at taking care of others, but not so much in looking after herself, discovers her inner Bridezilla and comes out swinging when her own dream wedding is imperiled. Now, the two best friends who'd do anything for each other find themselves in a no-holds-barred, take-no-prisoners struggle that threatens to erupt into all-out war.
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Добавил: BRV | Категория: | Добавлено:2009-01-27


Katt Williams Presents: Katthouse Comedy (2009)онлайн / online

KATTHOUSE COMEDY boasts 75 minutes of Raw and Uncut comedy from Katt s favorite comedians during the American Hustle Tour. Luenell, Melanie Comarcho and Red Grant bring the heat from the stage of the highly successful, 100 City- American Hustle Tour with raunchy and hilarious comedy that will have you up all night laughing.

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Добавил: BRV | Категория: | Добавлено:2009-01-27

Camp Rock - Online- Movies
Directed by Matthew Diamond
Produced by Kevin Lafferty
Alan Sacks
Written by Julie Brown
Paul Brown
Karin Gist
Regina Hicks
Starring Demi Lovato
Joe Jonas
Meaghan Jette Martin
Maria Canals Barrera
Alyson Stoner
Music by Matthew Gerrard
Robbie Nevil
Jamie Houston
Adam Watts
Andy Dodd
Antonia Armato
Tim James
Danny Lux
Cinematography Dean Cundey
Editing by Girish Bhargava
Distributed by Disney Channel
Release date(s) June 20, 2008
Running time 94 min. (per IMDB)
Country USA
Budget $5,000,000

Mitchie (Demi Lovato) starts out as a loner at school and has a nerd
friend. Then she goes to a magical land called Camp Rock where she
meets Shane Grey (Joe Jonas). Shane and her start out as people who
don't like each other and end up liking each other at the end and don't
kiss.

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Добавил: BRV | Категория: | Добавлено:2009-01-26

Produced by
Todd Fossey .... producer
Judd Saul .... executive producer
Logan Summy .... co-producer
Ashley Van Gelder .... associate producer

Film Editing by
Mike Pasley
Mike Pasley
Genre:
Documentary more
Tagline:
Pro gaming is about to explode...and no one is safe

The true story of professional video gaming. Almost everyone in the world has played a video game, but some kids do it for a living. FRAG shed light on the struggles that kids face while trying to break into and maintain success in pro gaming. At a young age, they are faced with making adult decisions that impact the rest of their lives. Below the surface of a simple game is an underbelly of corruption, money, drugs, and even death. Exploited, abused, and abandoned, most gamers fail to reach the top, but like all sports, there are heroes, FRAG pulls the curtain back on the biggest sport industry in the world..one that you know nothing about. Written by FRAG

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Добавил: BRV | Категория: | Добавлено:2009-01-26

Director: Mark Herman
Writer: Mark Herman
Producers: David Heyman
Co-Producers: Péter Miskolczi, Gábor Váradi, Rosie Alison
Executive Producer: Mark Herman
Art Direction: Rod McLean
Casting: Leo Davis, Pippa Hall
Costume Design: Natalie Ward
D.O.P.: Benoît Delhomme
Editor: Michael Ellis
Music: James Horner
Production Design: Martin Childs
Set Decoration: Gábor Nagy
Cast: David Thewlis, Vera Farmiga, Rupert Friend, Asa Butterfield, Jack Scalon, Amber Beattie, Cara Horgan, David Heyman, Zsuzsa Holl, Jim Norton, Richard Johnson, Henry Kingsmill, László Áron, Attila Egyed, Béla Fesztbaum, Sheila Hancock, Gábor Harsai, Domonkos Meinberg, Domonkos Németh, Zac Mattoon O'Brien, Iván Verebély

The Boy in the Striped Pajamas is a fictional story that offers a unique perspective on how prejudice, hatred and violence affect innocent people, particularly children, during wartime. Through the lens of an eight-year-old boy largely shielded from the reality of World War II, we witness a forbidden friendship that forms between Bruno, the son of Nazi commandant, and Schmuel, a Jewish boy held captive in a concentration camp. Though the two are separated physically by a barbed wire fence, their lives become inescapably intertwined. The imagined story of Bruno and Shmuel sheds light on the brutality, senselessness and devastating consequences of war from an unusual point of view. Together, their tragic journey helps recall the millions of innocent victims of the Holocaust.

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Добавил: BRV | Категория: | Добавлено:2009-01-24

Lord of the street
Post hurricane Katrina New Orleans- a place seething with extreme violence fueled by a crime wave gone out of control. Brutal Mexican drug lord Santiago Rodriguez busts out of jail with the help of his uncle, the head of Catalina Cartel. But his ”Get Out Of Jail” card is not free. Its price is $15 million - the money his then girlfriend Maria hid after he was arrested by reckless police detective Travis Roundtree- and it won’t be easy getting it back. Santiago’s got two big problems:Maria now hates him and she is the only one who knows where the loot is stashed. There is also the legendary Thorn, a vicius hit man plotting revenge for the death of his niece. But Travis has it even worse he begins falling for Maria after being ordered to tack down Santiago at all costs.
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Добавил: BRV | Категория: | Добавлено:2009-01-23


Девочка-Машина / The Machine Girl (2008) DVDRip Онлайн online

О фильме:

Ами - обычная японская школьница, пытающаяся вести обычную жизнь. Её мир рушится, когда её брата и его друга убивают. Ища главного виновника убийства, девушка выходит на злобную семью ниндзя. Пытаясь отомстить, она находит себя, но без левой руки. Храбро сражаясь, Ами спасается бегством и находит убежище у двух друзей-механиков. Они помогают ей, снабжая мощным пулемётом вместо левой руки. Найдя родственную душу в лице матери убитого друга брата, они вместе встают на путь восстановления справедливости!

Название: Девочка-Машина онлайн фильм
Оригинальное название: The Machine Girl
Год выхода: 2008
Жанр: ужасы, боевик
Режиссер: Нобору Игучи
В ролях: Йошинори Чиба, Йоко Хайама, Satoshi Nakamura

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Добавил: BRV | Категория: | Добавлено:2009-01-19


Звездный десант 3: Мародер / Starship Troopers 3: Marauder (2008/ENG/DVDRip)

Colonel Johnny Rico (Casper Van Dien) finds himself battling bugs, new and old, on the Federation frontier planet known as Roku San.

Off-duty, Rico and his old friend Dix Hauser (Boris Kodjoe) get into a bar-fight with farmers protesting the war. During the fight, Rico strikes Dix to stop him from shooting one of the farmers. Dix arrests him but the base is attacked by Arachnids and Rico is needed for its defense. When Roku San falls, Rico is blamed by the Federal Media and set for execution for insubordination and striking a superior officer. But the Federation has other plans for him. Captain Lola Beck (Jolene Blalock) is marooned on a classified planet known as Planet OM-1 with Sky Marshall Anoke (Stephen Hogan).

Rico must lead the Marauders, an elite team of troopers, on a rescue mission, using the Federation's new battle-suits. Rico and the Marauders defeat the Arachnids on OM-1, and save their fellow soldiers from death at the hands of a treasonous element operating within Federation itself. OM-1 is discovered to be the home of the Bug Hive, the Arachnid's ruling body, and is destroyed by a "Q-Bomb." Rico is subsequently promoted to general, and given permanent command of the Marauder program

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Добавил: filma1 | Категория: | Добавлено:2009-01-18

Забава / Amusement (2008) Онлайн/online ENG
Genre:Horror, Thriller
Director:John Simpson
Cast:Keir O’Donnell, Katheryn Winnick, Jessica Lucas, Laura Breckenridge, Tad Hilgenbrink

A traumatized woman is questioned by a cop and a psychiatrist about three stories involving a clown, a hotel and a convoy, that involve her and two of her female friends from childhood.

Информация о фильме
Название: Забава
Оригинальное название: Amusement
Год выхода: 2008
Жанр: Ужасы, триллер
Режиссер: Джон Симпсон
В Ролях: Лора Брекенридж, Джессика Лукас, Кэтрин Винник, Эшли Арнольд, Дэвид Арнольд и др.
О фильме:
Три девушки преследуются убийцей с обидой, которая уходит с корнями в детство девочек.

Выпущено: USA, Macari, Edelstein
Продолжительность: 01:24:41
Перевод: Без перевода (Англ.)

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